39 HR's for your team

[Mariners]

Now that I have traded for DH Frank Thomas, I have a hole in the outfield. Adam Jones in CF just won't cut it, but I do have Kendry Morales who I can stick at DH.

So now I, need to trade the 'Big Hurt' for an outfielder. And of course, I will trade Thomas for an outfielder with less offensive production, but has some "D".

I also have a lot of nice 'extra pieces' that I might be willing to move in certain deals.

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Modified today 2/28.

Nobody has offered anything for Frank. Perhaps you all don't realize what he has done since he's been healthy.

2006 - .270/.381/.546/ 39 HR's/ 114 RBI

[Mets GM]

yeah, but he's worthless at 1B, so there goes 16 potential trade partners in the NL.

That leaves 14 teams left, a couple without GM's, then a half dozen with good DH's already, a few that don't have OF to trade...

and that leaves about 1 team left, and that GM only checks the message board once a month.

Good luck.

[Mariners]

metsgm said:

yeah, but he's worthless at 1B, so there goes 16 potential trade partners in the NL.

That leaves 14 teams left, a couple without GM's, then a half dozen with good DH's already, a few that don't have OF to trade...

and that leaves about 1 team left, and that GM only checks the message board once a month.

Good luck.

That is really funny, yet true!

[Mets GM]

Why don't you trade me Kendrick, use the hurt at DH...problem solved.

You're welcome.

[Mariners]

metsgm said:

Why don't you trade me Kendrick, use the hurt at DH...problem solved.

You're welcome.

That is KENDRY, at DH, not Kendrick.

Kendrick is gone, I have Weeks at 2B.

[cardinals]

metsgm said:

yeah, but he's worthless at 1B, so there goes 16 potential trade partners in the NL.

That leaves 14 teams left, a couple without GM's, then a half dozen with good DH's already, a few that don't have OF to trade...

and that leaves about 1 team left, and that GM only checks the message board once a month.

Good luck.

actually smart stuff, your math and/or logic is pretty poor, though thats not surprising.

16 teams are ruled out in the NL, leaving 14 AL teams. What you fail to realize is that Seattle is an AL team, so he obviously can't trade with himself, so that's 13 potential suitors, not 14.

Keep trying, youll get out of the first grade someday.

[Mets GM]

cardinals said:

metsgm said:

yeah, but he's worthless at 1B, so there goes 16 potential trade partners in the NL.

That leaves 14 teams left, a couple without GM's, then a half dozen with good DH's already, a few that don't have OF to trade...

and that leaves about 1 team left, and that GM only checks the message board once a month.

Good luck.

actually smart stuff, your math and/or logic is pretty poor, though thats not surprising.

16 teams are ruled out in the NL, leaving 14 AL teams. What you fail to realize is that Seattle is an AL team, so he obviously can't trade with himself, so that's 13 potential suitors, not 14.

Keep trying, youll get out of the first grade someday.

Did your thingy grow an extra 1/4 inch when you thought of that?
If you think I spend more than 10 seconds analyzing any of my posts, then you must not be watching enough Trading Spaces reruns.

There comes a time in every little boys life when they realize that they'll never be the next Scott Baio, AC Slater or Green Power Ranger, and they'll have to cope with their fat aggression and over-circumcision by lashing out at people over message boards and chat rooms. They'll discover that their dad wore his pants too tight to have healthy sperm, and it takes more than roofies to make girls put out.

They'll realize that cocaine is the real gateway drug, and that shaving their balls only promotes STD's from public toilets.

Call me when you get to that point little boy, and I'll buy you a beer.

[braves]

metsgm said:

cardinals said:

actually smart stuff, your math and/or logic is pretty poor, though thats not surprising.

16 teams are ruled out in the NL, leaving 14 AL teams. What you fail to realize is that Seattle is an AL team, so he obviously can't trade with himself, so that's 13 potential suitors, not 14.

Keep trying, youll get out of the first grade someday.

Did your thingy grow an extra 1/4 inch when you thought of that?
If you think I spend more than 10 seconds analyzing any of my posts, then you must not be watching enough Trading Spaces reruns.

There comes a time in every little boys life when they realize that they'll never be the next Scott Baio, AC Slater or Green Power Ranger, and they'll have to cope with their fat aggression and over-circumcision by lashing out at people over message boards and chat rooms. They'll discover that their dad wore his pants too tight to have healthy sperm, and it takes more than roofies to make girls put out.

They'll realize that cocaine is the real gateway drug, and that shaving their balls only promotes STD's from public toilets.

Call me when you get to that point little boy, and I'll buy you a beer.

I think NOW I threw up a little in my mouth...laughing so hard!

[oakland]

cardinals said:

metsgm said:

yeah, but he's worthless at 1B, so there goes 16 potential trade partners in the NL.

That leaves 14 teams left, a couple without GM's, then a half dozen with good DH's already, a few that don't have OF to trade...

and that leaves about 1 team left, and that GM only checks the message board once a month.

Good luck.

actually smart stuff, your math and/or logic is pretty poor, though thats not surprising.

16 teams are ruled out in the NL, leaving 14 AL teams. What you fail to realize is that Seattle is an AL team, so he obviously can't trade with himself, so that's 13 potential suitors, not 14.

Keep trying, youll get out of the first grade someday.

Yeah if he spent more time worrying about his team then about first grade math, his team might be worth two shiats.

[cardinals]

metsgm said:

cardinals said:

actually smart stuff, your math and/or logic is pretty poor, though thats not surprising.

16 teams are ruled out in the NL, leaving 14 AL teams. What you fail to realize is that Seattle is an AL team, so he obviously can't trade with himself, so that's 13 potential suitors, not 14.

Keep trying, youll get out of the first grade someday.

Did your thingy grow an extra 1/4 inch when you thought of that?
If you think I spend more than 10 seconds analyzing any of my posts, then you must not be watching enough Trading Spaces reruns.

There comes a time in every little boys life when they realize that they'll never be the next Scott Baio, AC Slater or Green Power Ranger, and they'll have to cope with their fat aggression and over-circumcision by lashing out at people over message boards and chat rooms. They'll discover that their dad wore his pants too tight to have healthy sperm, and it takes more than roofies to make girls put out.

They'll realize that cocaine is the real gateway drug, and that shaving their balls only promotes STD's from public toilets.

Call me when you get to that point little boy, and I'll buy you a beer.

Little boy? Fat aggression?

for one that speaks of not spending more than 10 seconds analyzing their post, you sure put a lot of effort into that one.

either way , your post means nothing to me. I realize that you are a waste of a lifeform. Its funny that you'd call me fat (when I'm probably in better shape than everybody in the league- combined) when your myspace (which Ive unfortuantly seen...) features quite a chunky you. yikes. somebody might wanna lay off those beers big boy.


as for Chokeland, do you really think your team is better than mine? who do you have? Street and Cano.

I'll take Zambrano, harden, Verlander, Willis, Young, Marte, Tulowitzki, Konerko and Lee and pretty much everybody else against your whole roster.

[Mets GM]

"Little boy? Fat aggression?

for one that speaks of not spending more than 10 seconds analyzing their post, you sure put a lot of effort into that one.

either way , your post means nothing to me. I realize that you are a waste of a lifeform. Its funny that you'd call me fat (when I'm probably in better shape than everybody in the league- combined) when your myspace (which Ive unfortuantly seen...) features quite a chunky you. yikes. somebody might wanna lay off those beers big boy."


I think my posts do mean something to you, or you wouldn't keep coming back, like a girl whose had the best fisting of her life. I hardly think 5'10, 169 is an unhealthy BMI, but I assure you I was in great shape when I was 19 too. Whenever you get a job and a wife, you'll see the benefits of living your life in an alcoholic/meth & xanex induced daze. Also, when you're old enough to buy beer, it becomes a lot easier to cope with the fact that Bono won't make you a roadie.



Just remember, I drink because you whine.

PS, what's with the two first names? It's kind of like Ricky Bobby, only you're named after a pope.

And why are you stalking my myspace? Hopefully it's inspired you.

[braves]

Ricky Bobby is to Shake & Bake as John Paul is to Pray & Repent.

[cardinals]

metsgm said:

"Little boy? Fat aggression?

for one that speaks of not spending more than 10 seconds analyzing their post, you sure put a lot of effort into that one.

either way , your post means nothing to me. I realize that you are a waste of a lifeform. Its funny that you'd call me fat (when I'm probably in better shape than everybody in the league- combined) when your myspace (which Ive unfortuantly seen...) features quite a chunky you. yikes. somebody might wanna lay off those beers big boy."


I think my posts do mean something to you, or you wouldn't keep coming back, like a girl whose had the best fisting of her life. I hardly think 5'10, 169 is an unhealthy BMI, but I assure you I was in great shape when I was 19 too. Whenever you get a job and a wife, you'll see the benefits of living your life in an alcoholic/meth & xanex induced daze. Also, when you're old enough to buy beer, it becomes a lot easier to cope with the fact that Bono won't make you a roadie.



Just remember, I drink because you whine.

PS, what's with the two first names? It's kind of like Ricky Bobby, only you're named after a pope.

And why are you stalking my myspace? Hopefully it's inspired you.

well im glad i can drive your lard ass to drink. your posts clearly me nothing to me, but it's quite easy to get under your skin blubber boy....which actually since you're such a lardass is kinda difficult.

you have a wife? poor, poor woman. Unless you got married in MA...which wouldn't surprise me if "wife" was a pet name for "homosexual pole smoker."

Two first names? Probably because my parents didn't want me to have such a bland name such as John. John alone is such a boring name. I'd hate to just be named John along with the eleventy billion other John's in the world. Sorry if you're jealous of my name.

[Mets GM]

cardinals said:

metsgm said:

"Little boy? Fat aggression?

for one that speaks of not spending more than 10 seconds analyzing their post, you sure put a lot of effort into that one.

either way , your post means nothing to me. I realize that you are a waste of a lifeform. Its funny that you'd call me fat (when I'm probably in better shape than everybody in the league- combined) when your myspace (which Ive unfortuantly seen...) features quite a chunky you. yikes. somebody might wanna lay off those beers big boy."


I think my posts do mean something to you, or you wouldn't keep coming back, like a girl whose had the best fisting of her life. I hardly think 5'10, 169 is an unhealthy BMI, but I assure you I was in great shape when I was 19 too. Whenever you get a job and a wife, you'll see the benefits of living your life in an alcoholic/meth & xanex induced daze. Also, when you're old enough to buy beer, it becomes a lot easier to cope with the fact that Bono won't make you a roadie.



Just remember, I drink because you whine.

PS, what's with the two first names? It's kind of like Ricky Bobby, only you're named after a pope.

And why are you stalking my myspace? Hopefully it's inspired you.

well im glad i can drive your lard ass to drink. your posts clearly me nothing to me, but it's quite easy to get under your skin blubber boy....which actually since you're such a lardass is kinda difficult.

you have a wife? poor, poor woman. Unless you got married in MA...which wouldn't surprise me if "wife" was a pet name for "homosexual pole smoker."

Two first names? Probably because my parents didn't want me to have such a bland name such as John. John alone is such a boring name. I'd hate to just be named John along with the eleventy billion other John's in the world. Sorry if you're jealous of my name.

This is awesome...It's the first time I've ever been called fat in my life. Now I know what it feels like, and it's great, because it gives me an excuse to be lazy and drink more. I guess 170 lbs is the new 220.

Anyway, it's clear to me that you've run out of comebacks if you're pulling a "fat card" so I'm retiring from responding to this thread.

I'd like to formally apologize if my comments have made you feel like less of a person in any way. Since you said they "me nothing to me", I think you'll be able to get over it with out therapy, which is good.

Please know that I'm there for you if you feel you need to talk. I truely care and wish you the best in your recovery from anger and degradation issues. I think that you have a true talent for proofing and may have a bright career in the editorial field.

Lastly, I'd like to wish the best of luck this season. You've done a nice job with your squad, and I welcome a very competitive year.

I hope your day is wonderful, and I really mean what I said about being there if you need to talk.

And to all of you wondering about my myspace, if you haven't seen it yet, you're welcome to visit it at www.myspace.com/mrmet33

There are plenty of pictures there of me and my beautiful wife. PS, the front picture on my page with the long hair isn't me, it's an inside joke with some old chums of mine.